Beauty vs Puppies

SPOKE IN THE SLEEP
The wife says to her husband:
- You spoke in the sleep!
- Why are you so surprised? It’s the single occasion when I can open my mouth.

IN THE BAR WITH FRIENDS
- If, after work, I go with my friends in the bar, my wife doesn’t talk with me for five days.
- And how often do you go with the friends at the bar?
- Once in five days!

A HUSBAND ASKS HIS WIFE
A husband asks his wife:
- Tell me darling, has there been many mans before me?
She looks down and doesn’t say anything.
After a half an hour the husband asks her:
- Did I say something wrong?
- No, I was just counting them!