new disease!!!

i noe u all miss my post so much
without my previous post ,ur life will be dull n meaningless ...XD
okok,stop flattering me,directly go through my main point

first thing ,that is a break out of a serious n contagious disease in our sch
(which is severe than H1N1,OMG~)
*according to my bio knowledge,it is cause by the chromosomal mutation of an autosomal recessive gene which result in a defective allele n bla bla bla)

manifest symptom: 1) the infected person will have some language problem n expression problem. In other word ,he or she cannot express their emossion through their facial expression . instead, they will tell u their feeling by word (lyk a robot)
2)they oso will repeat their name twice in every sentence of his conversation( such a foolish act)
*ok,i noe u all will be very blurr n i oso hard to giv u all some instances cause it is really a weird disease,even scientist cannot determine wat type of virus causes this disease(it is under research)

safety precaution :1)when u c anyone who possess the symptoms which i have mentioned,
don't be hesitate , directly slap him or her (slap till ur heart diser>< lol)
(if he or she r ur enemy,then u can take revenge 2gether,it is indeed a kill
2 birds with one stone)


@ PREVENTION is better than CURE, it is better to alert u all to be more careful (this disease lurk at every corner n if u all wan to prevent urself from becoming the next victim ,u all should take my sincere n cordial advice ,it is for ur own good)
@ altot it won't cause death to anyone , but the shameful act which is causes by this disease can shatter ur imej n u will lose face enof....)

conclusion--- dun be mercy or relent to slap the "infected" person. make ur relative laugh wif ur success but don't make them laugh with ur shameful antic...laokui nia)


reporting by,
stella tay

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