precaution before school open day><'' (jk-ing version)

The school 's open day is around the corner
n wat is ur feeling? excited?thrilled? anxious?worry?

now i wonder wat will Pn. Vanaja comment about me...
Pn Vanaja: Oh, Mrs. ur child is so adorable. she is so hardworking ,so courteous to everyone
until she is so popular among her schoolmate
my mum: really? but i do not think so..
Pn Vanaja: nonono, u cant say lyk tat,ur child is really excellent u noe?
my mum:but i cant realise it
Pn Vanaja: omg... u cannot be so fussy,ur child is really a model in our class ><''
my mum: but she only noe how to play computer game
Pn Vanaja: oh, by playing computer game can enhance her performance in class? okok,then u
should let her play more n dun interupt her when she is playing computer game.

(*then ,when my mum come bac home,she will award me wif an new laptop ...OMG,such a marvellous plot....hope it may come to a truth XD )...LOL

As far as i can c from my own experiences n from the experiences from others, if u done any "good deeds" in school ,u better confess to ur mum as soon as possible before ur form teacher reveal everything...if u tell ur mum earlier,the consequences that u may suffer will be much more lighter than after ur mum had found out the truth from teacher 's mouth.

bonus part:
isi tersirat 1 -bribe the teacher if u r confident enof ( but the success rate is 0.0000000000001%)
isi tersirat 2 -find out wat factor that will make ur mum calm down( commonly r cloth la ,cosmetic cream la,handbag la )
isi tersirat 3 -pretend as innocent (altot ur mum will believe ur teacher but not u ,but such method can alleviate the punishment that u r going to suffer)
isi tersirat 4-last but not least,listen to ur mum grumble to her heart content n do not talk bac in defiance , ur mum will stop her nag automatically when she get bored(this is the best method wif n commonly used by all the students)

*the above advices r jus to refer n r compunded wif some entertainingly effect ....so dun take it seriously...if not ...dun blame me

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