Beauty vs Puppies

Please Forwards to Your Friends as many as possible. New tricks of hacker to 'Hack' your Heartdisk !!

New tricks of Hacker to Hack over your precious Heartdisk. Please update your mental & physical-AVG to the lastest version.

One day,
got a Girl call 'XXXXX' ...
( dont think negative things .. i hide her name because she is not a pxrnstar and her name was protected by Copyrights) ...

She pm me at msn .... and said wanted to have a chat with me ...

Then i agreed and started to chat with her ...

As u know, the hacker's comp is 'Ayamas' brand one ... ( lol ! keep dc ... no offence ya )

after stopped for a long time ... the conversation continue ...

Suddenly the 'tone' of her writting become very sad and sorrow .. ( naruto's theme !! ) ..

Then in a sudden .... she typed ...







( suspence abit ...)
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Back to the story....
Then XXXXX suddenly wrote something ...
'John, i alrdy 欣赏 you for a long time edi and love u very much.' (欣赏-admire)

[monolog dalaman] 'Yes !! finally got ppl admired me !! although she wear specs but i believe her that she had good eyesight .... betul betul ...

Suspiciousfully .... i began by to explore deeper on this dumb dumb cutie ...

I typed back :' I wonder which part u 欣赏 the most ah ? '
( sensitive but i had to do it in order to save myself ... )

Then the hacker typed:' i always 欣赏 you.
U always smile .. handsome ... educated ... dedicated .. muscular ... vascular ... tough .. tall ... chubby ... '
( dont know how she jugde me .. but i asked my mom .. and she said that based on her 40 years as a woman and their woman's wonderful six sence .... THIS GIRL IS NUTS !! )

Although is hurts .. but i had to continue my life ... ( wont go suicide ... pesticide ok ? )

then i slowly slowly .... luring the fish .. out of the pond ... wat i mean is ... 'Bully-balik' ..

Then i wrote ... how ah ? .... Can u become my gf ? .. ( that wat i dreamt for .. >.<)

Then she said 'It is a tough decision....Sry .. No ....

Then i remained silent ... waiting for her next move ....

(i kept using 'Then' )

Selepas itu, i kept on remained silent ... she panicked... ( yes !! )

Then i said to her ... 'I giv u 1 hour and 34 mins ( +- 33 secs ) to think about it ... Whether u wan be my gf or not ' ...

But she is damn cruel ... without a second thought, she rejected. ( think carefully first mah ... u missed the chance of ur life yo ... )

OK ... then i quickly say bye bye to Ks-chan ... and Chowz !!

Then the hacker become more and more panic ... >.<

After 15 mins and 29 secs ... she sms-ed me ... 'Sorry sorry .... i didnt meant it .. ( if u didnt meant it ... why this will happen ? LOL ) ... '

at 00:16 am .. i began to pity on her ... ( she is a girl ... anything will happen if the pressure is accumulating ... )

I sms-ed her back. And i tell her i tricked her. ( in the world now ... i think the nice guy like me is facing extinction edi ... not i wanted to lie but if still dont believe .. u can go to this website -> www.who.org/bettermanfuture/extinction ... )

Moral of the Story,
If u wanted to trick ppl, please dont use 'Ayamas' comp. >.<

-The End-
( sry ah.. the mysterious dumb dumb cutie. Our conversation should be remained as confidential. ) To all the victim out there, please forward to your friends asap !!